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The plot kicks off when a mysterious dark energy begins destroying sectors of Alpha. Valerian is sent on a retrieval mission to a forbidden zone to recover a rare creature—a converter that can replicate anything it eats. Meanwhile, Laureline uncovers a conspiracy involving missing ambassadors and a forgotten war crime. The duo eventually discovers that the threat to Alpha comes from the Pearls of Mul, a peaceful race that was nearly exterminated by a human commander years earlier. The “evil” ravaging Alpha is actually the Pearls trying to retrieve a last living converter to revive their homeworld.

Critics argued that the film needed older, more seasoned actors (some suggested a young Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich, reprising their Fifth Element vibe). The age gap (DeHaan was 30, Delevingne 24) isn’t the issue; it is the energy . Besson’s dialogue—fast, quirky, and European—works best when delivered with a wink. DeHaan does not wink; he broods. Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets - E...

However, in recent years, viewers watching the film on streaming services have warmed to the pair. Removed from the hype and high expectations, the awkwardness becomes endearing. They feel like two coworkers forced to save the universe, which, narratively, they are. While the leads struggle, the supporting cast soars. Clive Owen delivers a delightfully slimy performance as Commander Arun Filitt, the human leader with a dark secret. Ethan Hawke steals his entire scene as Jolly the Pimp, a flamboyant, frog-like alien running a shape-shifting cabaret club (featuring a memorable cameo by Rihanna as Bubble, a polymorphic entertainer). Rihanna’s dance sequence, where she shifts through ten different forms in two minutes, is genuinely breathtaking—a silent film-era performance within a CGI blockbuster. Themes: Colonial Guilt and Ecological Collapse Beneath the neon lights and laser fights, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has a surprisingly heavy conscience. The Pearls of Mul are not warriors; they are peaceful, empathetic creatures destroyed by human greed. The human general’s excuse—"We thought they were enemies"—is a direct allegory for real-world military mistakes, from My Lai to drone strikes. The plot kicks off when a mysterious dark