Do not panic. Do not curse the universe.
But a wrinkle is just a fold in the fabric. And without folds, the fabric is flat. Without tiny misadventures, life is flat. tiny misadventures
This involves walking into low-hanging tree branches, hitting your elbow on the doorframe, or the "stub"—that moment your pinky toe meets the leg of a solid oak table. The physical pain lasts three seconds. The existential shame lasts a lifetime. Do not panic
Freezing amplifies the awkwardness. Do not look for someone to blame. The crack is not sentient. Do the "Recovery Bow." This is a technique observed in street performers. When you stumble, turn it into a slight bow or a goofy dance move. Own the glitch. And without folds, the fabric is flat
Go have some tiny misadventures. Oliver S. writes from a small apartment where the ceiling leaks only when he has guests over. Follow his ongoing series of tiny misadventures: "Today I tried to pet a cat that was actually a raccoon."