Expect a runtime of 47 minutes, no subtitles, and a scene where the audio desyncs by 3 seconds during the final wiggle-off. That is the authentic experience.
The "best" copy currently exists as a 240p .MPG file on a private Russian tracker that requires an invitation. The file name is simply: wiggle10_best_final_v2.mpg .
In ten years, when AI generates films instantly, no one will bother to program "water wiggles." They will simulate realistic fluid dynamics. But they will miss the point. Realism is not art. A 10-year-old boy slapping a shampoo-filled condom on a fishing wire in a Lithuanian warehouse in 1998? That is art.
In low-budget Eastern European cinema of the 90s, CGI was unaffordable. Liquid physics were achieved using condoms filled with colored shampoo, suspended on fishing wire, backlit with a broken projector. The resulting effect was a "wiggle"—a slow, hypnotic, gelatinous undulation that looked nothing like real water but everything like a nightmare.