Dating his son requires immense patience. There have been date nights canceled because "the engagement is peaking at 9 PM." There have been vacations where we spent two hours finding a "visually interesting wall" for a transition clip.
But is it fun? Absolutely.
For the past two years, I have lived in the orbit of a man who doesn't just consume the internet—he commands it. Dating his son has been a normal, loving experience. But dating into his family has been a crash course in virality, hashtags, and the bizarre reality of having a father-in-law who knows exactly how to make a cat video trend alongside a political hot take. My Boyfriend-s Dad Makes Me Cum 3 -Lethal Hardc...
"Look at this dip at 4.2 seconds," he says, shoving the phone toward me. "I lost 12% of my audience there. The hook wasn't sharp enough." Dating his son requires immense patience
Is he a retired comedian with an iPhone? A former producer who now TikTok dances? Or a savvy Gen Xer who accidentally stumbled into the algorithm’s favor? Absolutely