Beach Party Mummy Transcript 🎁

(Struggling) I can’t feel my arms! Is this asbestos? Why does sand taste like sunscreen?

Oof! What the—?

(Face in palm) You’re not a Girl Scout. You’re a disaster. beach party mummy transcript

I look like a beach party mummy. And if you post that, I’m taking your Wi-Fi for a month. (Struggling) I can’t feel my arms

Nonsense, Kai. I triple-knotted this. I used to be a Girl Scout. We built fires in the rain. We— beach party mummy transcript

(Whispering to Chloe) Dude. Your mom looks like a mummy.

(Sighs) Get me a hot dog. And an umbrella.